February 2012
Intelligence means you have opened a book, wisdom...
Mom: Hey why are you all dressed up? Where are you going?
Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook profile picture.
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BRAND NEW RELEASING NEW MUSIC THIS YEAR
pupfresh:
Brand New have studio time in April and hope to release some new music by the end of the year. More info below.
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With the help of Chris Wheaton,
I successfully made a cup of delicious tea.
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1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you get jealous...
mom: why did you sleep 18 hours yesterday
me: to measure my abilities
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When I hear your name It’s a dream that never came true So I sat down on the tracks And waited for a train to take me back to you
And somebody came and took my hand And I finally had to go But Megan I just want you to know That I waited as long as I could
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You have no idea how unproductive it is to fall in...
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How to piss people off based on their zodiacs.
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or cheap gift.
Cancer – Accuse them of overreacting or...
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Start it off with, are you available? Yeah.
Is anything bothering you right now? Nope.
What did you do this past weekend? Uhh I think I was in Sayville.
When’s the last time you had a headache? Sometime this week.
Who is your favorite person to talk to when you’re down? Lyle or Mike.
What woke you up this morning? I got an e-mail on my phone.
Have any memories that...
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saddeer:
4794:
when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
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